Lack Of Air
“ Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
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WORD!!!
is there anyone on the dash tonight who understands vista?
specifically: anyone who can help it not be so stupid? i just bought a new laptop and i swear i’m ready to chuck it out the window already.yesh how may I help you?
get on aim!!! pretty please?
I’ve been so anti-social lately
is there anyone on the dash tonight who understands vista?e
specifically: anyone who can help it not be so stupid? i just bought a new laptop and i swear i’m ready to chuck it out the window already.yesh how may I help you?
get on aim!!! pretty please?
errrrr I haven’t downloaded it lol…..<—-lazy
is there anyone on the dash tonight who understands vista?
specifically: anyone who can help it not be so stupid? i just bought a new laptop and i swear i’m ready to chuck it out the window already.
yesh how may I help you?
ae:
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I think I’d read more if I had book marks like these….I like the bottom one best.
Reason #1 to date someone from tumblr:
kapi:
They won’t think you are batshit insane when you try to explain tumblr to them.
this is kinda funny
ok….going with vintage smile friday here ya go …it’s me :)
The faces of the heads of the Democratic and Republican Parties. It’s a great day for America.
I hope those racist fuck-heads we saw at the McCain-Palin rallies just had a collective aneurysm.
word
I want what I apprently can’t have…while others get it…worst feeling ever.
Marriage
- Mr. P: (to Chief) did you try and talk her out of it? (laughter) Well I wish her good luck.
- (pause)
- So when are you getting married again Teresa.
- Me: Um, I've never been married Commander.
- Mr. P: I'm sorry, did I embariss you ?
- Me: No (I really mean yes)
I am insufficient in caffination levels to maintain a proper work eithic, I must go home now.
I’m so old I had to look up what GPOYW meant…tumblpedia…my new best friend.
Describe your best kiss ever….
Mine starts out regrettably “I was drinking heavily…” and ends much like a trashy romance novel. We had pulled into a port call in Ocho Rios, Jamacia the day it happened. I’d spent the whole morning tubing with friends down a river in the hills, nearly drowning myself. We went to get massages then back to the boat to get ready for the night life. This includes a bakini and shorts and tank top as the club was in Margaritaville a popular hangout for cruise ships. The girls from these ships were usually easy targets for the guys on my ship. I spent the night drinking and I was having and excellent time. I spent a considerable amount of tim talking to a new shipmate who I found cute, even though I considered him to be a tad too young for my tastes. Soon enough I’d had enough to drink and I needed to be walked back to the ship. Said young shipmate gladly said he’s escort back to the ship. The flirting had started long before I left the bar with him and continued all the way back to the ship. Three quarters the way back I stumbed over a rock on the sidewalk and we stopped a minute. I could hear the waves on the beach nearby and the stars were twinkling. It was as magical as it sounds, I’m not romancing it. He kissed me then and it was perfect and sweet, especially when he held my face in his hands (gentlemen fyi…the ladies love this…its very tender) and caressed my cheak. It lasted maybe a minute, but it was the best kiss ever. I’ve had a few close ones, but not even a guy I’ve dated has come that close before. Perhaps he had an advantage with the location. I was hung up on this kid for months, and I still refer to him as Bad Habit instead of his real name.
